So today at work...I get a call from my greeter saying theres a client who wants to see me. I say alright. I exit my office only to see my client adjust his junk and then extend that same hand for me to shake it. I looked at him like he was crazy and said no thanks....after the 10 minute discussion about useless things that he felt was important, he stands up and extends the same hand for a shake...I said no thanks and then his memory kicks in and his face goes red.
I should have excused myself during our meeting...go to the bathroom to shit on my hand and ask him to shake it...I wonder what his expression would be.
Side note : I've also shook a guys hand once that when we released the shake, my hand stuck to his...possibly the sickest thing I've encountered at work...besides the sit down and fart experience, which is a common encounter.
Yes, I keep a bottle of Lysol wipes in my desk for those sick handshake situations...often wiping my hands while the client is in front of me.
6 comments:
ewwww, would you poo in public washrooms if you're such a germaphobe?
when people fart in your office, do you make a joke about it, or pretend it didn't happen and that your office doesn't smell like crap?
I love toilet blogs. so gross.
A guy I work with was talking to me and my summer student last year, and while he was talking, he farted. He was standing up too. And then he apologized. My poor summer student had to run away laughing/crying. As background info, he also has BO. They don't pay me enough.
a special note. i don't poo in public washrooms unless i'm more than 1/2 hr away from home.
when people fart in my office i just look at them mean like.
in university, my friend would drive home to poo, then come back to school.
i don't poo in public either, and i avoid the far stalls b/c those are usually the ones people poo in.
oh, i forgot to mention...they're not greeters anymore. customer relations coordinators. unless they've changed the job title again. i hated being called the greeter, worse job title ever, unless you worked at walmart.
customer relations coordinator=greeter. its still tellers eventhough its customer service representative.
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