Yesterday I almost got run over on Whyte Ave!
I hit the cross walk button and wait to make sure that the first set of cars have stopped before I move. I start walking - no problems. I'm at the mid-way point of the street when a cockmunch driving a sebring decides to try drive by me before I reach his lane. I was about a foot away from his car as he drove by - luckily for me I had bought a can of pepsi when I filled up with gas - I wound up when he I figured out that he wasn't going to stop and when he was almost past me, I threw my pepsi as hard as I could....the pepsi exploded ( I'm sure I dented his car ). So, I'macocksuckersebringdriver gets out and starts coming towards me...I take my jacket off thinking I'm going to have to rumble only to hear police sirens. Mr. Policeman comes our way yelling at us not to move. He walks to me and says " I saw everything, you are free to go!". I pick up my jacket, this dude that saw the whole thing had his window down and said he had my back. I start my way to the dog store to get our dogs' christmas outfits and I yell " good thing the cop came because I would've fucked you up shithead " only to hear the cop laughing after I yelled while he proceeded to write him a ticket. I kept chirping as I walked into the store.
It made me think of gathering a couple of friends and do what Matt Mays suggests:
5 comments:
You're a hero. I wish I was there.
The best thing is that you were going to buy Christmas outfits for your dogs and almost beat the shit out of a guy.
That cop was rad, too.
thats what I was thinking - its funny because I was getting dog outfits!
the best would have been if you had the dogs with you IN the outfits already. i can just picture you doing all that stuff, almost beating this guy up with bacon and poppy barking while dressed up as santa and rudolph. hahaha.
the dogs most likely would've been killed if they were with me......and I'd probably end up in jail.
fun over I mean.
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