This post is dedicated to Andrew Ferrence, NHL hockey player that was recently traded to Boston Bruins from Calgary Flames.

Flames are on the bus (true story)

Andrew Ferrence : Oh Jarome...isn't it fun that we make millions of dollars and play in the NHL.
Jarome : Yes its a great life.
Andrew Ferrence: I love playing in Alberta...especially since I'm a local kid.
Jarome: Me too.
Assistant coach : Yo Andrew...you've just been traded. Get off the bus.
Andrew : What?
Assistant coach: Yes...you've been traded to Boston. Get off the bus. We called a taxi for you and its right behind the bus. Get
your stuff and get out. I'll give you a couple minutes to say goodbye.
Andrew: Goodbye guys.
The team : Whatever, its business!

---Andrew gets in a cab and goes to a hotel to arrange a flight to Boston.

haha...I love how the NHL works.