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3/21/2006
Dustin's a pretty nice guy.
So, I'm coming home after work and I get stuck outside my house....now I'm PISSED. I get out...I start swearing. I grab the shovel and start to shovel....I actually tried to push the car by myself...can you believe that 3 of my neighbors drive right into their garages and didn't help. I know that I'm an asshole but these people don't know that I'm an asshole so I was really angry when they didn't help. Then it came to me, I watched the news last night and they said if you get stuck, phone 496-1700 and the City will send someone to get you out...I phoned. The guy tells me to phone a tow truck...suprisingly I stayed calm. I just hung up. I started to push my car again...thinking that all this rage in me would get the car out. All of a sudden this truck drives up beside me. The guy that I refer to as the snowmobiler, gets out of his truck and asks if I need help. I said that 3 of my neighbors didn't help me. He goes...sons of bitches. I said, you are my friend. He pushed me out onto the driveway. I got out and shook his hand and thanked him. I said I'm Matt and he goes I'm Dustin....he smiled and said anytime. I told him to watch it because I'm not into any brokeback business. Now the annoying guy that snowmobiles down our street in the morning is more tolerable because he's the only one that helped me. I phoned CFRN news and told the news lady that answered that they put out garbage and D-Mac is a lying son of a bitch and he should watch it because I would rip off his wig if he lied again. I feel better now.
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Big up to Dusty for keepin' it real
did you actually say you're not into any of the brokeback business? hahahaah. that's hilarious.
i've met darryl macintyre in real life before. his wife is in the same program as one of my friends in university, and i met him at some gathering.
have you ever driven past your neighbours stuck in the snow? maybe that's why they ignored you.
nope. i would be one of the first ones to help push. i've actually helped push someone earlier this year and i fell down in my work clothes. if thats not a good neighbor, i don't know what is.
i was helping shovel conrad's mom's car out one day after i came home from climbing. i was wearing my work boots and shorts with a winter jacket, i looked so haggard, but whatever, i was stuck too, so i just helped.
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