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12/14/2005
This guy beside me smells like poo
So today I was in a conference and will be tomorrow. I ended up sitting beside this guy from another province...Sask. to be exact. Anways, he smelled like poo. The guy on the other side of me slipped me some mints and told me to give them to Mr. Smelly Poo. I gave him the mints and whispered to him that he should rub them on his face and his armpits because he smelled like poo. He goes to me, do I smell?...I didn't shower today. I looked at him and then whispered to the guy on the other side of me what he had just told me. Now there may very well be good reasons to not shower...but the guy stayed in a nice hotel room so the opportunity to shower was there...plus the hotel was in walking distance to the conference. So I'm not sure why someone wouldn't shower. At any rate, it gave me a headache after smelling pooh all day. I sure hope I don't sit by poopy pants tomorrow....I should bring a nose plug in case or maybe spray him with febreeze.
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5 comments:
hahahaah, gross! maybe he will shower after you busted him for being smelly! i can't believe someone would admit not showering!
You should spell pooh as "Poo". It looks funnier. Could be worse, could've been old-man BO.
HAHAHAHA...i can't believe you wrote about this! And I was gonna point out the same thing as Kathy....it's POO, not POOH! I have many POOH ornaments on our tree, but I certainly don't have any POO on the tree!! hahaha
I love you, guy-who-always-seems-to-sit-beside-the-smelliest-guy.
I changed it to poo.
I think its a tie between poo and old man BO. He told me this morning he showered...I looked at him and said, did you change your diaper though? He said that it couldn't have been that bad yesterday.
That's ballsy to come right out and tell a stranger he reeks of feces. But if it was as bad as you made it out to be, I don't blame you one bit.
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