So on Tuesday I went and saw King Kong. Let me tell you my friends, what a movie it was...a shitty movie that is. I did not like it one bit. It was around 3 hours and it took a good 2 hours before you get to see the fucking monkey....somehow it turns into King Kong vs. Jurassic Park because theres dinosaurs. One thing that pissed me off is that you see these guys in a row boat and King Kong is knocked out on the shore bed and somehow with this little shitassed row boat they get the monkey to the big boat...but they sure as shit don't show you how they do it. At least in the Jessica Lange version of King Kong...they show you how its done. I tell you the movies nowadays are all computerized and most of it sucks...yeah I went bananas over the movie...bananas because I wasted $20 goddamned dollars on it. Another thing that sort of made me irate is that my friend after the movie goes...thats pretty good...I felt like shaking him and saying what movie did you watch? But instead I said it was alright...deep down I think he thought it sucked too but didn't want to admit that it did because he wanted to watch it. Yeah Peter Jackson made some good movies with Lord Of The Rings...I'm a fan of those movies but I think Peter has gotten a little too big headed and was all I'm going to remake some King Kong shit. So you heard it from me, King Kong is a disappointment. I could've spent that $20 on a haircut but instead I have gorilla hair and that makes me more pissed.
On another note, to my brother Ed, I've got a drum lesson on Monday @ 4PM. I decided to try something different....that movie made me want to hit the shit out of something.
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HAHAHA. Ed and some friends and I just saw it tonight. Ed and I couldn't stop laughing at some points. Like hang-gliding on a bat! HAHAHA... oh, good times.
Sweet, drum lessons.
I just saw it tonight. Fun With Dick & Jane was front row only, so we went to King Kong. Besides the fact that the movie is mad fake, some of the shit on there was sooooooo mad fake. Like when they were hang gliding on the bat. Why did she climb up to kong? Where did Adrien Brody get those running back moves to deke out the army? Why isn't that pole vaulting indigenous person in the Olympics? Just a few questions I had.
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