So today I received the new issue of my Triathlete magazine. I must admit...as I flip through the pages and read the articles, it inspires me...it inspires me to take performance enhancing drugs and compete and win the goddammed Ironman then get a whole bunch of sponsors and make lots of money then quit. Just a lil tidbit of information, there is no drug testing in Triathlons. So some dipshit could come out of nowhere, completely roided up and win and get $100k prize purse and nobody tests his/her pee.
So if you see me around and I have a quick fuse and smash things...don't worry...I'm just "training" to win a triathlon.